Hello, Scotty Pawlow here, as a gent of reckless being I am quite late on this sketch review but better late than never.
The sketch is jon lajoie's Cold Blooded Christmas
The link to this sketch can be found:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cold+blooded+christmas&search_type=&aq=f
The sketch is made to sound like a classic Christmas song mixed with some heavy dark humor. It is probably my favorite Christmas sketch. It starts off "It was late that night on Christmas eve..." entirely reminiscent of the beginning of the Night Before Christmas. The song quickly takes a darker turn, within the first verse of the song the narrator assumed that Santa was a trespasser and shot and killed him. Jon lajoe does a fantastic job of taking sounds that should be horrifying and make them generally amusing.
"The gun went POW POW POW... He said WHAT THE FUCK OW OW OW!" -Probably my favorite part...
At the beginning of the second verse the narrator has discovered that his trespasser was Santa and instead of turning himself in the sketch turns even darker...
"Oh my God I killed Santa Claus. I'm not going to jail for this asshooooole."
He continues by grabbing his saw and chopping up Santa's body and burning it in a stove. Again Jon lajoie does a fantastic job of turning murderous sounds into humor.
"I grabbed my saw and I started to choppity chop chooooop. *chop chop chop* I started with his arms then his legs then his head, and the torso was a really hard job. And the blood went spuuurt spuuurt spuuuuuuurt... the smell of burning human flesh filled my nose *sizzle sizzle*..."
The sketch ends with a classic case of situational irony. At the beggining of the third verse the narrarator receives a phone call. It was his aunt looking for her husband, he went out last night dressed as Santa Claus but she hasn't heard from him. It is now that the realization has been made that the narrarator killed, chopped up, and burned his uncle. The song ends.
The sketch then switches to a commercial like saftey announcement
"This murder was committed by a trained professional..." Although this is amusing I personally believe the sketch would have ended much stronger if the sketch ended when the song ended.
He then closes out the video quoting one of his previous sketches, used assumingly as a trademark and cross advertising.
That's the general gist, a dark story told to a child friendly tune with an unexpected twist. I hope everyone who reads this review watches this video and ventures into all of Jon lajoie's videos. This guy is pretty damn funny and he's gonna make it pretty big. Look out for this guy a year down the road.
Scott Pawlow signing out.
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